Funny Dog Doormat with a Rude Warning About the Pet

A "beware of dog" sign, but honest: it warns visitors that your pet is a d*ckhead. Pick the dog or cat version, with or without "so is the owner".

• Printed message: choose "Warning! The dog is a d*ckhead", "Warning! The cat is a d*ckhead", either one with "(so is the owner)", or "Warning! Dog can't hold its licker"
• Natural coconut coir bristles that scrape dirt off shoes
• Anti-slip rubber backing keeps it in place on the step
• Clean it by shaking, beating or vacuuming; keep it in a covered spot to make the coir last

Each unit is one doormat.