Doorbell Broken Doormat: Yell Mustard Really Loud

A welcome mat, but it tells guests the doorbell is broken and asks them to yell "MUSTAAARD!" really loud instead. Your delivery driver will either laugh or actually do it.

• Printed message: "Doorbell's broken, yell MUSTAAARD! really loud"
• Natural coconut coir bristles that scrape dirt off shoes
• Anti-slip rubber backing keeps it in place on the step
• Clean it by shaking, beating or vacuuming; keep it in a covered spot to make the coir last

Each unit is one doormat.